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Cut = A song. Synonym for "track". Derived from the old days when music was recorded on master tapes which had to be literally cut up in order to make the final music release.
In this case Cuts are the albums, and these cuts are rated on a scale of bald to fuzzy =)
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RATING SYSTEM:
1/2 = Androgenic Alopecia (.5) A horrendous record that displays absolutely no taste, style, or originality and seems like it doesn't even try to.
★ = Wig (1) A record that displays absolutely no taste, style, or originality, but sorta trys to.
★1/2 = Crew cut (1.5) A record that is extreamly low in substance, with the best cuts being below average.
★★ = Mohawk Cut (2.0) A record that is low in substance, with the best cuts being average.
★★1/2 = Devilock Cut (2.5) A record that is full of forgettable moments, but has a song or two that are above average.
★★★ = Afro Cut (3.0) A record that is decent, nothing too bad, nothing too good.
★★★1/2 = Liberty Spikes (3.5) A record that has a few songs that stick out individually, but some songs that are average
★★★★ = Shaggy Cut (4.0) A record that is layered in good tracks and is an overall enjoyable listen even with a few possible flaws.
★★★★1/2 = Hairy Cut (4.5) A record that is filled with tracks so distinct that they cover up any minor flaws that may be present
★★★★★ = Fuzzy Cut (5.0) A record that was delivered beyond the means of aesthetic euphoria, so good that it could be described as hopeless romance, comparable to having butterflies flying around your head while you cry tears of joy.
??? Cut (?.?) Only seen on unrated albums, if these question marks are present on one of my reviews it means that the record or track did not fit into any of the above ratings and I usually will write an explanation as to why.
REVIEWED: This tag means I've said all that I have to say on an album/track, It has been reviewed and the nail has been put in the coffin or the halo has been placed on the head of the fuzzy angel. Usually a couple sentences or a couple paragraphs.
PARTIALLY REVIEWED: This tag means that I have shallowly expressed my opinion on an album that I have listened to and rated, usually due to laziness, or sometimes there just really wasn't much to say. Usually only a few words or one sentence.
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Final Words:
I occasionally love reading a good review of a movie or album. But personally, I hate writing reviews myself so I only do them when I'm bored or when I feel strong enough about an album to go into detail. My ratings, however, are a legitimate representation of how I feel about music I listen to and are not arbitrary. I believe you shouldn't put much merit into my ratings/reviews or anyone else's and form you're own opinions on entertainment. We are all one piece to this fans who want to be critics puzzle.
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