Here are some of my humorous writings if you'd like to read them:

http://www.porfle.blogspot.com/

Here is the site where I post my movie reviews (as "porfle"):

http://hkfilmnews.blogspot.com/

Here are my amusing song parodies:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/authors/porflepopnecker.shtml

Here's an acapella thing called "What Is Your Major Malfunction, Numbnuts" which I did in Windows Sound Recorder using a sample from "Full Metal Jacket":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB7t1_q4fGQ

Here's another acapella thing called "Undertow" that I did in Windows Sound Recorder:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG0jeCImg5w&feature=youtu.be


I like to plug things in, and then I like to unplug them. And then I go to sleep.

I like to make noises that cause cats and dogs to tilt their heads quizzically.

I like to scream at fire hydrants at the top of my lungs until someone passes by and asks "Why are you doing that?" and I reply "Why am I doing what?"

Also, I love kitty cats, and you should, too.


http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/2/iamdisappointcatssm.jpg

Here's a picture I made for my nephew's website:

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/2752/savealifeadoptapetsm.jpg

Here's a ytmnd that I didn't make but that I like because it has Eric Roberts in it:

http://theytookmythumb.ytmnd.com/


"...movies are so rarely great art, that if we cannot appreciate great trash, we have very little reason to be interested in them." -- Pauline Kael

"Hollywood is the place that all real movie lovers yearn for." -- Fumihiko Sori

"Blimey, progressive rock has its critics, but without it we’d be missing out on some of the greatest music of all time, and ‘The Gates of Delirium’ is just so very special that hyperbole isn’t enough, because it really is that good." -- oceanrain

"...Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas." --Ian Fleming, Casino Royale

"Sooner or later I rub everybody the wrong way." -- Jack Burton (Kurt Russell), BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA