I'm The King of Bastards. A music addict. Classically trained musician. World ranked minesweeper. Batshit crazy. This isn't for you, so go away.

My reviews are of extremely dubious consistency, and tend towards highly charged. Enjoy at your own risk.

NG: "Speedy is a special case. Not an altogether normal organism."
The Count: "You're doing the lord's work, Speedy. Which one I'm not sure. But that can be hashed out later."
UB: "He is the one. Orgasmatron!"
trc: "This is a booty call. I'm coming over."
DFL: "Indeed, it does seem out of place, but Speedy's mind is like a door that lets in drafts and immigrants - that's right, it's open and shut, man."
shish: "speedemon you are crazy in the coconut"
Arivia: "You're insane"
noiseofheaven: "hey speedy. t('.'t) u bruh"
og: "All you know is how to alienate people and argue."
derigin: "Speedy is beyond anger"
<MoaM>: "speed, you do what you have to"
PhantomOTO: "Speedy's like the last warrior."
R.B: "How did you come to be a seeker of the truth?"

All hail musicians

Recommend away; nowadays I seek hard gnarly funk, stark human condition oriented stuff, and peaceful/nondualist/zen/universal resonant frequency feeling stuff.

"I see too many twos and not enough ones"
"We'll never have peace."
"There's no need to suffer"
"Exploitation, all around. It's disheartening."
"We are surrounded by thieves"
"A righteous thief only takes what he needs."
"That's not cynicism, it's scar tissue."
"If we were wide awake we would be instantly struck by the horrors which surround us."
"You will die over and over again until you learn your lesson!"

Upcoming discographies: postponed indefinitely, if not cancelled altogether.