I'm a musician!
Math Patrol - keyboard-driven noise-soul instrumentals in odd time signatures, I play bass
http://mathpatrol.bandcamp.com/
Now on Spotify, Apple Music and most other services!

The Spoils - noisy surf instrumentals, I play guitar
http://thespoils.bandcamp.com/
The 2015 album Have a Drink with the Spoils was recorded and mixed on 2" tape, really pleased with the results.

Followed By Static - noise pop crunk garage rock [not currently a member]
http://followedbystatic.bandcamp.com/

You Make Engine - punk/rock, defunct
http://youmakeengine.bandcamp.com/
1 album, 1 EP, both available for free download

Darling New Neighbors - cowpunk/tango/pop - I only played trombone for a few shows, but they were a great band. Defunct.
http://www.myspace.com/darlingnewneighbors

ano ne - home demo recordings, electronic/ambient/dance - http://www.myspace.com/anonesound

Xanadont - defunct, upbeat pop/soul I played bass on. these tracks were actually recorded in a studio and sound pretty good.
http://dreamfather.com/xanadont/

Commune EK - defunct, sloppy spacey indie - http://www.myspace.com/communeek

Bootcha Hop Scooties - defunct, noisy, stupidly offensive punk - http://www.myspace.com/bootchahopscooties