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What the Golf?

Developer: Triband Publishers: The LabelTeam17
19 September 2019
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What The Golf? has a lot of really fun mechanics and ideas, as well as just a good sense of humor overall. There are some moments while playing where the game started to get frustrating or repetitive, but they are infrequent.

I played this game on my Apple TV as apart of Apple Arcade. This game works REALLY well with the Apple TV remote (at least the Gen 1 Siri remote). I actually thought I was playing a really well made tech demo for the remote a couple times.
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Essentially a mobile game made for the Apple Arcade service. Imagine you smoked a lot of weed and decided to create a golf video game. All you know about golf itself is that it has a hole with a flag, a ball and a club. The idea of the game is quite funny: you need to drive something into the hole, while under this “something” can be anything: people, houses, horses, cars, chairs, and other things that may or may not enter your head. Gameplay and conditions also vary slightly from level to level. The game has a pretty good but flat humor and in general it would be the perfect hyper-casual game for liquefying the brain or listening to podcasts to keep your hands busy if it lasted a maximum of 3 hours. But the developers apparently could not stop and for some reason created a whole bunch of levels and stretched the game duration 2 times. Moreover, each level has additional (meaningless) trials such as driving something into the hole in N moves or overtaking a sheep. The trials themselves have a moronic imbalance in difficulty, here it is either very easy or incredibly stuffy and you want to delete the game. After about the middle of the game, the levels become boring and dull, at the same time the developers leave their creativity and humor, they start making parody levels of other games: SUPERHOT, Portal, Super Meat Boy, Badland. If the first two are still relatively normal, then the Super Meat Boy parody levels are f**king hardcore. I don't understand why this was added to the hyper casual game. I can only recommend it if you don't mind spending 6-8 hours of your life and you hate golf.
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Zassafras What the Golf? 2024-04-15T23:02:52Z
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selib What the Golf? 2024-03-24T14:06:48Z
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Raganald What the Golf? 2024-03-17T19:56:51Z
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Chainsawkitten What the Golf? 2024-03-04T18:29:28Z
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Giann96 What the Golf? 2024-02-26T04:51:43Z
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charls87 What the Golf? 2024-02-08T19:23:47Z
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beekbirb What the Golf? 2024-02-07T03:39:38Z
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LocoJake What the Golf? 2024-01-29T22:35:28Z
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jiux What the Golf? 2024-01-25T11:11:10Z
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ArcanaNoctis What the Golf? 2024-01-20T20:05:00Z
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Manygodsnomasters What the Golf? 2023-12-21T03:08:22Z
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  • okayfrog 2019-09-21 06:22:23.312433+00
    Snap, didn't know this was part of the Apple Arcade launch. Cool to see this out.
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