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Pizza Tower

Developer / Publisher: Tour De Pizza
26 January 2023
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#4 for 2023
Peppino Spaghetti, a highly nervous and irritable Italian chef facing mounting debt at his failing restaurant, is suddenly met with a giant pizza threatening to reduce his restaurant to ashes with a giant laser from his tower. Peppino enters Pizzaface's tower to confront the dastardly pie floor by floor and save his business.
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A goofy, and surrealist 2d platformer that serves as a homage to the beloved Wario Land franchise.
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the first game to sell a pizzillion copies

10/10 game
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dongo22 2023-01-28T05:12:00Z
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PIZZA TOWER
phenomenal movement, level design, sound design, and soundtrack production all blend together absolutely phenomenally for the ultimate platforming experience. the gameplay is incredibly smooth and fun and the whole style around it is incredibly wacky and charming. while the gameplay does take a bit to get good at, once you've latched onto everything well, piecing everything together and getting every p-rank is super fun and rewarding. a must play.
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Wario Land 4 with the serials filed off in MSpaint
look i get that The People Crave Wario and Daddy Nintendo won't exactly fill the shoes unless an investor makes a scene in one of their shareholder meetings, i do

pizza tower is competently made in every way. i've followed the dev since his first gif posts on Tumblr in the ancient days where Tumblr was still generally a visited site, and saw him decide he was gonna make a game but for real. and now we're here

pizza tower is a slippery, finicky, twitch-reaction speedrunner-oriented game that is designed to be replayed a bunch purely because it knows it's place as a speedrunner game. this is not a general appeal demographic. this is not something you just tell anyone about and expect success with. it's for people who already know what they want, and if you know you know. That's it.

To emphasize this fact, I bought Pizza Tower day 1 to support the artist I've followed for years, and when I beat the game, I got a steam achievement citing I did. I figure, let's see how many people beat it in one sitting, yeah?

90% of people who bought the game had the achievement within 24 hours of the game releasing. 50% had already gotten every secret. This is the group who rates it 5, calling it a Perfect Game. More beasts than men.

i personally never liked wario platformers, despite their interesting experimental designs. nintendo didn't go forward with more because there wasn't much more to experiment on! and pizza tower somewhat proves it by innovating minimally and waxing maximally. for a game that 1:1 copied it's base mechanics from another game, i'm glad there's no references to any Nintendo properties in here.
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ohmroc 2023-11-06T13:57:31Z
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It's crazy
No seriously, it's CRAAAAZY!!!!!
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renegadexavier06 2023-04-18T17:09:50Z
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Love this game
Pizza Tower is a lot of fun. I actually found a site where you can play an old beta of the game for free.

https://kbhgames.com/game/pizza-tower
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Good, but please...
It's a good game, really. You should absolutely give it a shot if you enjoy fast-paced platformers. But holy shit, the community of 13y/o's surrounding this game is one of the worst I've seen in years. I can't play any online multiplayer game anymore without seeing at least one dumbass in chat roleplaying as the funny Italian chef. Please, instead of talking about the game nonstop in some of the most random places online, go play it. Go talk about it with like-minded maniacs. A competitive FPS match is not the place to shill Pizza Tower. A Reddit thread discussing a completely unrelated game is not the place to shill Pizza Tower. Your estranged uncle's funeral is not the place to shill Pizza Tower.
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Rezzo Pizza Tower 2024-05-29T11:07:55Z
2024-05-29T11:07:55Z
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happyism Pizza Tower 2024-05-29T10:58:58Z
2024-05-29T10:58:58Z
4.5
1
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majorasminion Pizza Tower 2024-05-28T22:59:02Z
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MisterHungry Pizza Tower 2024-05-28T02:40:30Z
2024-05-28T02:40:30Z
4.5
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TrouvGames Pizza Tower 2024-05-27T06:02:18Z
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easy8
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Kukurubza13 Pizza Tower 2024-05-26T18:22:08Z
2024-05-26T18:22:08Z
4.5
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Zelda7 Pizza Tower 2024-05-25T19:50:36Z
2024-05-25T19:50:36Z
3.0
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Alegoat Pizza Tower 2024-05-25T18:29:15Z
2024-05-25T18:29:15Z
3.5
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Anubid Pizza Tower 2024-05-24T18:18:50Z
2024-05-24T18:18:50Z
In collection Want to buy Used to own  
lol1slayer Pizza Tower 2024-05-23T01:22:32Z
2024-05-23T01:22:32Z
1
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disappearingink Pizza Tower 2024-05-18T18:54:07Z
2024-05-18T18:54:07Z
4.5
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ferguspearson Pizza Tower 2024-05-17T21:01:28Z
2024-05-17T21:01:28Z
3.0
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  • alliterativeAlpinist 2024-03-05 16:44:44.287371+00
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  • Green_h 2024-03-18 15:24:04.362229+00
    every time that fuck ass leitmotif plays in the noise's playthrough all i can think of is "noise is calling pick up phone" and it physically hurts to have brainrot that bad
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  • brainbombsdude 2024-04-01 21:15:23.490058+00
    feels like playing a 90s game at times, must be the humour.
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  • Elecni 2024-04-06 17:38:21.51284+00
    Revisiting this game god I hate playing as gustavo and brick
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  • Yattaze 2024-04-12 10:11:34.918606+00
    poor game's community got Redditified - a fate worse than death
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  • hugo6849 2024-04-16 00:56:21.271453+00
    Game goes harder than it should, amazing!
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  • Jaxijin 2024-05-12 05:27:06.188047+00
    I'm glad I played this after Wario Land 4, since it fixes my two biggest gripes in that game (the zoomed in camera due to being on GBA and sometimes getting lost/confused during escape sequences). Just the addition of the guys pointing to the exit direction was so appreciated.

    Really loved this game. I don't have it in me to 100% P rank this, but I loved my time with it regardless. Just incredible movement and level variety.
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