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Pizza Tower

Developer / Publisher: Tour De Pizza
26 January 2023
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2D platformer#4 Absurdist comedy#1
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Parody Fantasy Surrealism Puzzle platformer
A goofy, and surrealist 2d platformer that serves as a homage to the beloved Wario Land franchise.
Tjconey12
2023-01-30 22:12:09.582554
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Peppino Spaghetti, a highly nervous and irritable Italian chef facing mounting debt at his failing restaurant, is suddenly met with a giant pizza threatening to reduce his restaurant to ashes with a giant laser from his tower. Peppino enters Pizzaface's tower to confront the dastardly pie floor by floor and save his business.
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the first game to sell a pizzillion copies

10/10 game
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dongo22 2023-01-28T05:12:00Z
2023-01-28T05:12:00Z
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PIZZA TOWER
phenomenal movement, level design, sound design, and soundtrack production all blend together absolutely phenomenally for the ultimate platforming experience. the gameplay is incredibly smooth and fun and the whole style around it is incredibly wacky and charming. while the gameplay does take a bit to get good at, once you've latched onto everything well, piecing everything together and getting every p-rank is super fun and rewarding. a must play.
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firesg1 2023-11-24T05:32:12Z
2023-11-24T05:32:12Z
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Wario Land 4 with the serials filed off in MSpaint
look i get that The People Crave Wario and Daddy Nintendo won't exactly fill the shoes unless an investor makes a scene in one of their shareholder meetings, i do

pizza tower is competently made in every way. i've followed the dev since his first gif posts on Tumblr in the ancient days where Tumblr was still generally a visited site, and saw him decide he was gonna make a game but for real. and now we're here

pizza tower is a slippery, finicky, twitch-reaction speedrunner-oriented game that is designed to be replayed a bunch purely because it knows it's place as a speedrunner game. this is not a general appeal demographic. this is not something you just tell anyone about and expect success with. it's for people who already know what they want, and if you know you know. That's it.

To emphasize this fact, I bought Pizza Tower day 1 to support the artist I've followed for years, and when I beat the game, I got a steam achievement citing I did. I figure, let's see how many people beat it in one sitting, yeah?

90% of people who bought the game had the achievement within 24 hours of the game releasing. 50% had already gotten every secret. This is the group who rates it 5, calling it a Perfect Game. More beasts than men.

i personally never liked wario platformers, despite their interesting experimental designs. nintendo didn't go forward with more because there wasn't much more to experiment on! and pizza tower somewhat proves it by innovating minimally and waxing maximally. for a game that 1:1 copied it's base mechanics from another game, i'm glad there's no references to any Nintendo properties in here.
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ohmroc 2023-11-06T13:57:31Z
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It's crazy
No seriously, it's CRAAAAZY!!!!!
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renegadexavier06 2023-04-18T17:09:50Z
2023-04-18T17:09:50Z
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Love this game
Pizza Tower is a lot of fun. I actually found a site where you can play an old beta of the game for free.

https://kbhgames.com/game/pizza-tower
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Good, but please...
It's a good game, really. You should absolutely give it a shot if you enjoy fast-paced platformers. But holy shit, the community of 13y/o's surrounding this game is one of the worst I've seen in years. I can't play any online multiplayer game anymore without seeing at least one dumbass in chat roleplaying as the funny Italian chef. Please, instead of talking about the game nonstop in some of the most random places online, go play it. Go talk about it with like-minded maniacs. A competitive FPS match is not the place to shill Pizza Tower. A Reddit thread discussing a completely unrelated game is not the place to shill Pizza Tower. Your estranged uncle's funeral is not the place to shill Pizza Tower.
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TheSalmoneer 2023-06-02T21:38:49Z
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jetpaque Pizza Tower 2023-12-06T22:52:14Z
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DeinVaterMorgana Pizza Tower 2023-12-06T18:56:24Z
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santy_g Pizza Tower 2023-12-06T12:51:29Z
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TheGreatDeadGuy Pizza Tower 2023-12-05T05:20:57Z
2023-12-05T05:20:57Z
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AxlAxlAxl Pizza Tower 2023-12-04T01:38:28Z
2023-12-04T01:38:28Z
5.0
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elige Pizza Tower 2023-12-03T00:23:07Z
2023-12-03T00:23:07Z
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notrecent Pizza Tower 2023-12-02T17:18:07Z
2023-12-02T17:18:07Z
In collection Want to buy Used to own  
plagioni Pizza Tower 2023-12-01T18:15:35Z
2023-12-01T18:15:35Z
1.0
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stonecoldmiracle Pizza Tower 2023-12-01T05:19:32Z
2023-12-01T05:19:32Z
4.5
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Smooth1e Pizza Tower 2023-12-01T02:25:37Z
2023-12-01T02:25:37Z
8.5
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radton Pizza Tower 2023-11-30T01:45:21Z
2023-11-30T01:45:21Z
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Smegmantis Pizza Tower 2023-11-29T18:22:48Z
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  • renegadexavier06 2023-09-27 05:04:22.901698+00
    If you want another insanely polished, insanely smooth platformer to play, I'd reccomend Rayman Legends
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  • viadilmountains 2023-10-12 19:06:19.426595+00
    my dopamine rush of the year
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  • Drawdler 2023-10-25 04:02:03.304429+00
    Shocked this is above SMWorld rn (I approve)
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  • Fowlawneeshafow 2023-11-17 07:53:24.473786+00
    don't alt-tab at the title screen and forget its open
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  • Aysenthesys 2023-11-20 02:18:44.658635+00
    Such a great experience. Some of the most responsive and fun controls ever in a 2D platformer. Also loving the style of the visuals and animation. That's some early Cartoon Network looking ass shit.

    I went for a P-Rank on the first level after completing the game for the first time, and it's amazing, but it does take a while to figure out the best routes, while also finding the secrets and whatnot. I don't think I will ever go for a 100% P-Rank playthrough, but trying to play the game this way really seems to make the level design shine. It's so creative and intricate.
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  • Drawdler 2023-11-24 19:55:14.136741+00
    Top 50 all time right now love to see it
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    • renegadexavier06 2023-11-28 20:49:01.786986+00
      It was in the top #20 earlier this year. Shit was just wild.
    • Drawdler 2023-11-30 01:26:07.948624+00
      ^ damn i feel bad that i missed (or maybe forgot) that lol, still in a comfy spot rn
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  • omo_ree 2023-12-04 03:12:34.874698+00
    I am fascinated that a SAGE game that looks like Hotel Mario's cutscenes is this well praised
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    • omo_ree 2023-12-04 03:13:00.210594+00
      not just hotel mario but a little bit of zelda CDI in there too
    • omo_ree 2023-12-04 03:13:34.339681+00
      and i have not played it yet,i feel like i would enjoy it
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