We all know how to figure out what a 1-10 scale means even if it's divided by two. So I decided to do something a little different.
5.0 - Zod kneels to this album
4.5 - This album must break you
4.0 - Once saw this album do coke off a hooker
3.5 - It's going to be hot when it gets older
3.0 - I'd go home with it after a few beers
2.5 - Doesn't sweat much for a fat album
2.0 - About like drinking a Steel Reserve
1.5 - If you're going to spew, spew onto this
1.0 - At least it's not St. Anger
0.5 - It's probably St. Anger