Crush Crush

Crush Crush is an incremental game that features funny writing and cute girls. It's almost a slam dunk, what everyone wants from a game. Unfortunately, the "incremental" part ramps up way too quickly. The game is based around the idea of resetting almost everything in order to do thinks more quickly the next time, which gets more annoying the further you get. I don't want to reset, but every girl I haven't completed wants $15 billion worth of merchandise.
Thankfully, one thing that doesn't reset is the text message conversations or "phone flings". This is where the game's writing shines, with girls like Willow and Francine giving a solid amount of laughs. (Lake is the worst, though) Unfortunately, these conversations are unlocked by main game progression, and sometimes hit roadblocks solved by main game progression. The phone flings kept me coming back until they all ended or required arbitrary milestones.
Crush Crush is almost a great game, but progression just comes far too slowly. I know they want me to spend my real money, but I am just a cheapskate, I suppose.

I initially gave this game a 2. It's fine, it succeeds at doing what it's attempting to, show you anime girls in an attempt to make some money. Then, I gave it a second thought and realized "what value does game bring in any regard?". I would not have missed out on anything by not "playing" this game. The game is such a nothing experience there's not much more to say. You click on things and wait to click on more things. Occasionally some (in all honestly) pretty bad pictures of anime girls pop up in front of you, between the dated, bland dialogue. It's a 1 and not a 0.5 simply because it functions as intended.