"I have zero time for these 90s indie rockers" - my feelings, exactly. With the epic volumes of wonderful music made during the 70s and 80s (not to mention the 50s and 60s) how could anyone, barring shear ignorance, spend even a moment of precious time on a historical abomination like the 1990s.
Just read your review of the "Fucking Alice Song" and thought I'd point you to you my review of Premium Gold Collection, complaining about the long-term effects of this abomination.
regards, justin