This was the first review I ever wrote , when I was 13:
Super Crate Box is a fantasticly simple indie game, created by Vlambeer. It focuses on collecting crates located around a 2D screen, while battling the enemies spawning from a hole cut out of the top of the screen. Upon collection each crate gives the player another weapon, making him drop the last one. There are different levels and after time the player will unlock new weapons to annihilate the ... things, intent on destroying him.
Though there aren't many weapons and only three types of enemies, the games difficulty increases along the path of gaining new levels, making it one of my favourite indie games I've ever played. I'd recommend it as an addictive time waster that doesn't require internet or skill.
Another one of those cringe internet milestones that I'm really thankful for.
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