SpongeBob SquigglePants

I had predicted that this age, 17, would be a very significant time of my life. If not in living, then in meaning. 17 is the final age, at least in the United States of America, before being considered an adult, and therefore taking on the role as an adult in society. Thus it is the age that ticks the final tock before the death of my youth.

It was foretold to me in a dream that my time would run thin, and this is how I would spend the hours and minutes. With great expectation for satisfaction and completion, perhaps even a sense of revenge for my earlier youth, I cluelessly waste away the final breath of my teenager existence chasing a mouse that dissapears into thin air mere moments before I grasp it.

Life isn't a rat race, but a mouse chase.

The game itself is alright. Most of the gameplay is pretty simple, gets pretty repetitive, but can also be pretty satisfying. I think the bleak dissatisfaction of the nanogame gameplay frame not turning gold after getting a gold frame in every single one of the nanogames and not being able to 100% complete the game due to a glitch definitely takes away a lot of it though. But in the moment it's nice. I think there's a lot more that could've been done with the game, but it's pretty passable in terms of subpar wii games. It's also definitely the best uDraw tablet game. But it is hard to forgive the game for giving you a percent completed stat just to take it all away by having an unfixable glitch.

I'll be left to wonder, and so will we all, as to what the final SpongeBob Squigglepants for the Wii's patchy the pirate movie clip is. I haven't looked into it to find out if it's recognized and being searched for as lost media, but maybe it is. Maybe one day we'll have our true revenge. But for now, I wait.