5 stars: Phenomenal. The type of album that I never get sick of. I love every single track, and what's more, every song makes me feel something.
4.5 stars: Nearly perfect. Even I can appreciate the musicianship of the album. Most songs are strong, with perhaps one or two weaker tracks.
4 stars: Excellent. I can listen to the album many times through, but I definitely have songs that I prefer more than others.
3.5 stars: Perfectly enjoyable. I like listening to it, and it makes me feel good at the time, but it's not something that really sparks something within me.
3 stars: Overall, it's good. Nothing special, I might listen to it once every couple of months and enjoy myself.
2.5 stars: The kind of music that I don't really like, but I have fun when I listen to it.
2 stars: The kind of music that my sister likes. Weak through and through, but, unfortunately, very popular.
1.5 stars: Something that actually causes a bit of mental pain when listened to.
1 star: Music with no value whatsoever. It actually makes me feel like I'm becoming stupider.
0.5 star: I'd rather be clubbed by a troll.