These reviews first appeared on a Facebook page as I was to lazy to start a proper blog. Of course they were getting lost in the page, so I decided to collect them all here on RYM.

The initial target audience of said FB page was a bunch of punkers and metalheads (my friends, for the most) and a lot of these reviews are obviously sarcastic, satirical and confrontational – commenting on our subcultures habits and dogmas, mainly the Portuguese scene but I guess it can be extrapolated to everywhere else.

The humor there in is gross, exploitative and nonsensical - targeting explicitly most conceived notions of musical genre purity and truisms – but they’re in no way ill intended to the artists themselves as
I LIKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE RECORDS REVIEWED IN HERE.

ABOUT THE RATINGS.
They’re not low ratings – as I said, I like every album commented in these pages – if not what would be the point in listening to them? Let alone reviewing them!
So, there isn’t one bad review.
I just decided to use all the possible star ratings to echelon different moods as well as the replay value, the way I sense it at the time – both may change.
So please don’t read these ratings as “that 4 stars album is better than the 3 stars one” because there isn’t such a logic. It’s all about feeling not numbers.
Confusing? Well, I am the antichrist, I am the anarchist.

The ratings were developed according to Jess Franco’s movie titles – they’re all magically weird and I love’em all.

Cheers!