My opinions aren't meant to be edgy bait even though they appear that way. My reviews are all bullshit but the score is what I actually think. Yes I gave Pet Sounds and Yeezus a 1.5.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about r/indieheads, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I have a BNM average of 9.85/10, I’ve been involved in numerous side projects featured on Noisey, and I have attended over 300 confirmed Animal Collective shows in Baltimore alone.
I am trained in jangle pop and I’m the most understated guitarist in Bushwick. You are nothing to me but just another hipster wannabe. I will phase your entire scene the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been heard on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fuckboy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of booking agents across the USA and your tour is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your art. You’re fucking through, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill your rep in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my solo set.
Not only am I opening for Deerhunter, but I have access to the entire Factory Records catalogue and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of indie rock, you corporate white male piece of shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn normie. I will shit synth arpeggios all over you and you will drown in plate reverb.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.