User AGoddamnWizard asked: "on a scale of 1-10 how much do you wish you could suck your own dick?"
I'm shocked you even know of the numbers 1 and 10, much less the 1 to 10 scale. (RYM originally devised a 1 to 10 ratings system, but had to reduce it to 1 to 5 to accommodate you.)
Although, come to think of it, that doesn't prove you can count to 10. I need proof. List me all the numbers from 1 to 10. (Google them, as you did yesterday with those complex political terms that confused you so.)
But to answer your question: on a scale from 1 to 10, yours is 1. Only 1 inch long.
hahaha jesus that guy sucks. yeah i see it a lot, one of my favourite users on the site taste-wise is (was) a guy called mortytoad, but you can barely read his reviews past the massive chip on his shoulder. just constantly spouting out insane shit like this:
So I was reading the review of some album by a typical twentysomething, white male/college-fuckwad douche-bag type with a real superiority complex to match the stick shoved up their ass (they're more fascist and Nazi-like than they realize) and they said that Kurt Cobain had told them to buy so-and-so's records and that they actually did and now they, themselves, are experts on all things punk rock because they used to be dumb little shitheads who listened to Red Hot Chili Peppers and Smashing Pumpkins before they did what Kurt had told them to do. Well, once a shithead, always a shithead and that you actually paid attention to what Kurt said instead of thinking for yourselves, which you say you do now, but really you're just a clueless sheep in a flock of millions of other clueless sheep that has only been made bigger by the internet and it's tailor-made circle-jerk cesspools for the likes of your kind. It will all one day pass and all of the people that thought that you actually knew what you were talking about because you did what Kurt had told you to do, will want to kill you because you never said anything about Half Japanese or this album, which really tops the one that you said Kurt told you to buy. He was really talking about this one. Shithead.
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That's basically identical to the This Entire Fucking Battlefield riff... but I can't be mad at them since they used it much better
I'm shocked you even know of the numbers 1 and 10, much less the 1 to 10 scale. (RYM originally devised a 1 to 10 ratings system, but had to reduce it to 1 to 5 to accommodate you.)
Although, come to think of it, that doesn't prove you can count to 10. I need proof. List me all the numbers from 1 to 10. (Google them, as you did yesterday with those complex political terms that confused you so.)
But to answer your question: on a scale from 1 to 10, yours is 1. Only 1 inch long.
Sorry, I'm not god, can't fix that for ya.
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