By my calculations, if you wanted to unlock everything in just the barn yard theme, it would cost 1337 coins. The best possible way to get coins in the barn yard theme is Hog Heaven. If you make the mini game shot, consistently, and beat the mini game consistently, since you get I think it was 56 coins every time, it would take roughly 24 games to get all of the coins you need. It takes about 1.5 - 2 minutes to complete each game. That's 40 minutes. 40 fucking minutes if you're perfectly consistent. 40 fucking minutes of the same level over and over.
I've unlocked every ball, every club, all "secret" items, and everything from the barker shop. I'm fucking done 🤷♂️ I'm not playing 5-10 more hours of this just to unlock every little thing. This game wasn't that bad actually. There's some alright effort put into it and getting a good shot feels good at times.
This game wasn't that bad actually. There's some alright effort put into it and getting a good shot feels good at times.