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"Thompson made incest cute in Back To The Future. Bestiality's a walk in the park for the Duchess of Depravity.
When the producers realised they had to sell bestiality to a family audience, they got on the Thompson hotline, and she delivers. She actually makes the Howard/Beverly relationship genuinely sweet and the emotional core of this batshìt insane film." - Drooch » Thu Apr 28 2016 19:02:12

"Declare these changes the end of everything and then cry into your glass of wine and profess your yearning to go back in time and watch the films of Alain Resnais over and over while holding hands with your girlfriend who wears black knee-high stockings and a plaid skirt and a form-fitting olive-green sweater and a beret. And then afterward you stand in the drizzle and smoke hand-rolled cigarettes and talk about the film and go to your shabby apartment with its love beads and moth-chewed area rugs and make sweet love with your hairy bodies rubbing around on each other as you listened to Miles Davis. Because that's what it was all about, and today it's shit -- teens sexting and watching Transformers". - Operation Enduring Boredom, Saturday, Sep 29, 2012 03:35 AM +0400

"Any idiot can be in a band but only handful of guys can grow giant pumpkins." - Jim "Oedipus" Martin, 2006

Pantera: "A New Level"
This song did not come out in 2008, but it definitely ruled our year. I never knew how DEEP and INSANE Anselmo's lyrics were, read them online to get the full effect. Total trip. - HEALTH interviewed by fucking NOSHITFORK!

undeadfuck (2 years ago) when I die, i want to be eaten by metallica
commandoup (2 years ago) What fucken drugs are you on man?

"We can't say with complete certainty that "Perfect Day" is about heroin use, but Lou Reed only really wrote two types of songs: songs about heroin and songs about transvestites. And it's not about a transvestite. To put this in perspective, at the Children In Need concert, the man who wrote "Heroin" and "Walk on the Wild Side" was followed by "Teletubbies Say Eh-Oh" by the Teletubbies." - Darach McGarrigle, November, 2008

"Draught!" sneered the other man, with a provoking laugh, draught! Don't talk to me about draughts. This box I speak of had a whole darned plank off it, right on the north side too. I used to sit there studying in the evenings, and the snow would blow in a foot deep. And yet, sir," he continued more quietly, "though I know you'll not believe it, I don't mind admitting that some of the happiest days of my life were spent in that same old box. Ah, those were good old times! Bright, innocent days, I can tell you. I'd wake up there in the mornings and fairly shout with high spirits." – Stephen Leacock, “Self-made Men”, 1910

"Unless, of course, you consider constructing long encomiums to a woman's "sacred several-lipped gateway" or saying things like "It is true, the sight of her plump lips obediently distended around my swollen member, her eyelids lowered demurely, afflicts me with a religious peace" to be the same as loving her." - David Foster Wallace, "John Updike, Champion Literary Phallocrat, Drops One; Is This Finally the End for Magnificent Narcissists?", 1997

"Here comes the clown His face in a wall No window No air at all" - Michael Hutchence, "By My Side", 1992

EB: They’re always premiering sex robots at conventions and stuff.
MC: I want a robot. Not a real doll; that’s too much human being. Make it like a machine, a robot.
EB: They have robots that clean your floors already.
MC: Yeah, they should have a genital Roomba."
- Erin Broadley interviews Margaret Cho, May 31, 2008

"Peter feigned assistance in order to trip Magda up, shouted "I see Christmas!" when her legs went flying. Heroically he drew her up, it was his chance to clutch her close as if for support and say: "I love you." - John Barth, "Lost in the Funhouse", 1968

Q: Ok, what’s it really like to have sex with a machine?
A: People think it’s pretty intimidating, but it has its own fetish in that sense. It is a pretty powerful device and it is a machine. It has gears and motors and everything just like a regular machine. But it doesn’t stop. It never gets tired. Unless you have a power outage, that thing is going to just keep going. Sometimes the girls control the machine, and sometimes I do―because if I leave the models in control they get so into what they’re doing they forget to really work with the machines. Also having me drive the machine adds a human element to the inhuman.
- Bonnie Ruberg interviews Tomcat, Wednesday, July 16th 2008

"Would the culture benefit from Steven Spielberg's murder, or would it be lessened by making him a martyr? Or would people then begin to realize their lives had become less banal and more interesting due to his departure? Because I think it is possible a beautiful piece of non-lingual music could well be written by an angry victim once Steven Spielberg becomes a corpse. It could be that this angry victim of banal and ruinous propaganda will have written an anthem signaling a new era, a new thought process, a new music, and a new culture that is desperately needed in the coming days, and forevermore." - Crispin Hellion Glover, "What is it?", 1999

"What is human about the Mona Lisa? Her outer form might resemble a female figure, but despite all unquestionable artistic qualities she has little to do with a real human being. It is fascinating how this small, artificial drake is a much better mirror of the human soul. In Donald Duck we recognize our fears, our uncertainties and weaknesses - our stupidity, our vanity, our depravity, our jealousy and our simple-mindedness. But also the very same stubbornness with which we stand up again and again after every defeat and every catastrophe and begin anew". - Gottfried Helnwein, "Memories of Duckburg", 1989

"(Captain Padzhitnoff): Nodding, eyes glittering with enthusiastic hatred, "Bastard we have been trying to ssassinate for two years now. Nearly got him in Yokohama with nice, right-angled fragment, so close he was actually standing inside angle, but missed him by millimeters-polny pizdets! such luck, that man!" - Thomas Pynchon, "Against The Day", 2006

"You need fortitude and patience. This goes with a big dose of indifference to the art world; you absolutely need that indifference. If you get married you're branded. We could have gone on, Max and I, all our lives without the tag. I never heard him use the word "wife" in regard to me. He was very sorry about that wife thing. I'm very much against the arrangement of procreation, at least for humans. If I could have designed it, it would be a tossup who gets pregnant, the man or woman. Boy, that would end rape for one thing. And "woman artist"? Disgusting". - Dorothea Tanning, 2002

"I was driving across the valley floor, going past a scene of gore, something that had ended here
Then I stopped in at a porno store and I found among the pictures there a vision that was very fair, just a moment from yesteryear - all I could do was stare
Who needs that now? Aw, who needs that now? Who needs that now?" - Frank Black, "All My Ghosts", 1998

"Us men, we don't know why we are here; we have been given no clear-cut purpose. So we attempt to discover meaning, devise laws, invent gods; we dream up ideals and carve our countries that we have to go to war to defend; we form football leagues we have to win. And because we cannot give birth, yes, create in the truest sense of the word, we go out endlessly and pathetically writing our Fifth Symphonies, painting our Sistine Chapels, writing our Rise and Falls, tending our lawns to be the most perfect in all England. But in the end they are like so many dry wanks. There is not one artistic achievement by any man that has ever walked this earth which can compete with what every woman can do. We keep trying and we applaud those that have tried harder than us; we bestow upon them fame and fortune and maybe a place in history, to be remembered for all time. The time and effort we pour into all this, and yet we never have been and never will be capable of true creation". - Bill Drummond & Mark Manning, "Bad Wisdom", 1996

"And I understood then that love, the chronic need to link the futilities of life to the Infinite, is nothing more than the desire to be alone". - Charles MacLean, "The Watcher", 1982

"But inevitably, my fantasies turned towards other kinds of people as well... A pretty girl, whose car blew a tire on a back road, and who saw a strange light in the sky. And when she woke up in the spaceship, she wouldn't be alone. There'd be a man with her, a fellow abductee, college age, as scared as she was, and together they'd explore the ship, and see what happened..."
"These issues you had," I said. "Were they sexual, by any chance?"
"Some of them". Love grinned. "I hear you have a few of those yourself... I called it my ant farm, because the point was to put living things in it and watch what they'd do, and because, let's be honest, this was very much a boy's toy. So I built the spaceship, and then, since I still wasn't ready to admit that I was going to use it, I built some other farms: A nuclear fallout shelter. A death-row prison wing. Most elaborate of all, a Victorian-era hotel with no exits." - Matt Ruff, "Bad Monkeys", 2007

"His voice strocking, his hand on her halo of hair, he talked to her about analysis, about himself... about the fate of them all, suspended in this one of those dark ages that visits mankind between millennia, between the death and rebirth of gods, when there is nothing to steer by but sex ans stoicism and the stars." - John Updike, "The Couples", 1968

"Frankly, I thank the Lord that for some reason, despite living in a time when cameras the size of a push pin can deliver stunning color and clarity, all the people taping past-their-prime celebrities having sex are apparently doing so on old Hi-8 cameras smeared with Vaseline." - Michael Swaim, Winter 2008

" I'm an old homosexual - I hate football!!!" - John Balance, September, 2001

"I saw The Poseidon Adventure twenty times as a small frightened child," I explain. "My favorite line in movies is 'My God - it's a giant wall of water, heading straight for us.'" - Bret Easton Ellis, "Glamorama", 1998

"By contrast, our human family lived lives of such depths and brilliance, I can only compare them to diamonds which are dipped in acid and then flung into clean snow illuminated by a nuclear explosion at midnight." - John Sladek, "Tik-Tok", 1983

"As he spoke, they all looked up, but only Milo could see the gay and exciting circus there on the horizon. There were tents and side shows and rides and even wild animals—everything a little boy could spend hours watching." - Norton Juster, "The Phantom Tollbooth", 1961

"...because a woman is only half of something there are usually two sides to". - Thomas Pynchon, "V", 1963

"Like the Museo Guggenheim Bilbao, Theorist Attack‘s poly-dimensional cubism is somehow more alive, more real in relation to it’s surroundings; an ancient, monolithic alien artifact amidst a dull, prosaic two-dimensional backdrop." - Thomas Riker, 22007

"In doing so I overdid it because I was enjoying gorging. I was ignoring advice about taking it slowly because my stomach had shrunk, and I should just go with soups. I was straight into pizza and ice-cream and eating five meals in a sitting". - Christian Bale, 2006

"I like women whose hotness is really really obvious. I have no interest in subtle, coy, or mysterious women. The answer to the mystery woman’s mystery always ends up being the same: She’s not very good in bed. I’ll take quality over mystery any day. I like a woman who introduces herself by saying “Hi, let’s have sex a lot.”. - Zak Smith, 2006

"God fuckig help us the man who gave away 90% of the fucking country's infrastructure in return for a fucking Dacha and six crates of fucking potato based moonshine! They basically shoved a fucking battery up his arse and operated him by fucking remote control for the last fucking five years he was in office, didn't they? Cabbage eating cocks!" - The Untouchable Mr. Agreeable muses on Boris Yeltsin, 2007

"And if you work in televison you're a fucking liar!" - Dick Valentine, a guy who really knows, 2007

"Also I thought it was rude of Ian to change the lyrics of "Suggestion" to "Why can't I walk down the street free of suggestion? 'Cuz I'm a hot horny slut with BIG JIGGLY TITS!!!!" and then invite all the ladies in the audience onstage for a wet t-shirt contest, I mean maybe it was fun if you were there but it's a real drag to sit there for 20 minutes listening to Guy Picciotti chanting "Wet Sloshy Jugs! Wet Sloshy Jugs!" - Mark Prindle, 1228

"In effect, both limousines crashed into mirrors." - Jeff Noon, "Pixel Juice", 1998

"Limp Bizkit is to Korn as Poison is to Guns n' Roses." - Isabella Soprano, August, 2007 - crowds of desperate fans will be puzzled watching this tatoo on my chest when they find my swollen Spumante-soaked body in that famouse Rome fountain

RIPLEY: ...Then it injects an embryo, detaches and dies. It's essentially a walking sex organ. The... HUDSON: sounds like you, Hicks.

"These refrigerator alphabet magnets will remind you of your childhood, when times were more innocent and the worst thing that could happen to you was a nuclear holocaust." - Maddox, 2007

"If you vote everything will change. Up will become down, black will become up, up will become warm, warm will become lukewarm, lukewarm will become Luke Skywalker, Luke Skywalker will become Lucky Charms, Lucky Charms will become Cheerios, Cheerios will become burritos and I will be danged if I'm going to be pouring milk over burritos. So this November DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING!!!!!" - Bush by Tim, 2006

"fuck your record collection and your recollection of microchip childhood!!!!" - tibul to his unshaved and bloated reflection in the nano-mirror, November 2005, Haiti Military Showroom

"I'm with love in alcohol since 1867, Mac!" - tibul to Ronald McDonald's hologram while mixing dry Martini with Beefeater and grapefruit juice, today, planet Earth

"If I'm a free thinker, you're a mashroom gnome!" - Brian Eno to 50 Cent before the shooting in The Library of Smokegress, June'14 2014, Jupiter, Ring 4

"When I sketch your head, it's wet!" - Bono to Thom York, Hillton Hotel in Maputo, Room 36, bathroom, July 2006

"Hey, Mona, Listen! I Just Don't Get It!" - Leonardo da Vinci, 1505

"Happy people have no stories" - Alfred Hawthorn Hill (also known as "Benny Hill"), 1996

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  • doru649 2017-02-06 17:19:46.544396+00
    You forgot the track time for A3 :)
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  • tibul 2017-02-06 17:31:15.997833+00
    Damn! Thank U, man!
    I can see the merciful spring through blue plastic
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  • doru649 2017-02-06 19:30:16.556403+00
    Yeah I'm glad, too! They look tasty. You should ask for at least 9 copies (3 apiece) -- the usual artist quota is 20%. cheers!
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  • doru649 2017-02-09 16:13:36.219961+00
    hey they featured it on Tabs Out together with TION!
    http://www.tabsout.com/?p=14567
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  • tibul 2017-02-09 16:50:02.720016+00
    paisley come to life monsters! YAAAAAAAAP
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  • doru649 2017-04-03 10:23:44.372859+00
    your mixtape is as enjoyable as any of Votel's! please stop by for a WOMBA gig in Bucharest, should you travel to the EU!
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  • tibul 2017-04-04 08:10:50.857796+00
    Bro, thanx ya - means a lot! I'm gonna drive this kind of feverish micro-mixing to its illogical extremes!
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  • frenchie 2017-07-09 01:37:34.696842+00
    I think you might like my latest music project Hexagon Trail. Very dark and strange Glitch, Industrial, Dark Ambient music. I have 3 EPs available to stream and purchase on bandcamp, plus my discography appears on RYM!

    https://hexagontrail.bandcamp.com/
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