"There is no such thing as a guilty pleasure, there is only what we love and what we don't love."

Unofficially the world's leading expert on power ballads. Longtime non ironic lover of 80's music.

Disliker of Idiots, Posers, Radiohead, Autotune, Death Metal, and Jazz in all forms.

Likes - Riffs/Melody/Records/The Radio/AOR/Speed/Pop/Hairspray/Good singing/Album Artwork/Guitar Solos/Guitars/Heavy Metal/Headbanging/Riffs/Tight clothes/Riffs/Lyrics that aren't about how life hates you/Riffs