Pashedmotatos is a brilliant man. He is a brilliant man by default. He is not human, but beyond man. He has the soul of an owl trapped in a man's body. Making him unhuman...

That is a fact; not a metaphor or literal. Not arrogance. Pashedmotatos appreciates any kinds of admiration or feedback or credit; but truly and genuinely (in all likelihood) does NOT want to be your friend. Sorry, bucko.