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  • Rad_Dad 2016-09-22 18:09:51.208237+00
    In 2007 why did you doubt Interpol would still exist
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  • blipxty 2017-01-11 19:41:40.035756+00
    Your Under Siege takedown is really nice, even for someone like me who really likes that Die Hard wannabe.
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  • blipxty 2017-01-13 21:40:52.417721+00
    You're welcome. as for Seagal, Marked for Death, It's not good at all but it has some entertainment value. Your mileage may vary, though.
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  • MedolicVaralin 2017-01-23 01:31:36.734959+00
    You have some great reviews! They are a joy to read.
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  • ... 2017-02-18 08:37:05.863834+00
    G-Force, Turtle crossover when?
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  • ImGonnaDJ 2017-03-01 22:09:44.472762+00
    Hi, did you really get that note from the director?

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    I'm not exaggerating in the slightest when I tell you that this starts out with two full minutes of the most confusing, expositional dialogue that I've ever heard, and it totally lost me. Luckily, from there on it only gets worse...

    This is a reboot I seriously doubt anybody wanted and/or looked forward to. Who asked for this? This is one of the most misunderstood game adaptations I've seen since Max Payne. This is a note I received from the director: "When you hear the word 'Hitman' don't you just picture a Terminator-like plot filled with car chases and gunplay and martial arts fights and humans with kevlar-skin and a superhero who can see the future and very obvious attempts at murder at broad daylight? No?! Well, what did you expect - a movie about a silent assassin? Oh... I see where we went wrong, then."

    Boy, did they go wrong. Seriously, why did they choose the same exact talentless hack of a screenwriter (Skip Woods, who fucked up the first one) to write this abortion? It's even worse than his first try. There are ways to stage, choreograph and shoot fight scenes and this is not the way. The fights and car chases here seem more animated and CG than a Pixar movie. Oh, and Rupert Friend is not bald enough!

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    jake84 2015-12-31T00:20:55Z
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    If for real, then HOLY SHIT XD I've been a fan of the series since 2001, and though I'm not a director, I bet even I could have made a more Hitmanish movie XD :D
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  • ImGonnaDJ 2017-03-05 20:55:57.765507+00
    Ah, [insert that famous Bob Dylan quote here] ;)

    Every time I listen to Ghost's Absolution, I think of Hitman and this movie's poster :D
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  • ... 2017-06-13 18:10:02.943066+00
    The book really was better though :P

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    One of the few times where I have to admit that it's not exactly cool to say "the book was better".

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    jake84 2009-05-27T15:31:52Z
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