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BEHOLD! FOR I AM THE HORTONSCORTON, THE THONGS OF WHOSE SANDALS NUHUH DON'T TOUCH EM

God save little shops, china cups and virginity.

Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.

-Walt Whitman

Wittgenstein life force captured, minimal water damage $19.99 per whorle. Contact Jordan at 757-232-9898.

(I spent six years curled up in front of a box record player on amphetamines at four in the morning listening to Cabaret Voltaire on headphones)

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  • kittenpuke 2016-12-19 19:03:49.312787+00
    Oh just the way you frame some of your reviews seem like the most coherent rambling ever (in a good way, I mean that). Like your "Psychocandy" review.

    Please don't take it as an insult, I'm just saying your reviews really make me feel something, which is pretty rare for music reviews.
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  • kittenpuke 2016-12-19 19:07:00.840189+00
    Some of your stuff is like Gonzo Journalism for music reviews and I really like it.
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  • esr 2016-12-26 03:36:05.276003+00
    I axxed you a question raggyhead.
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  • mandroid 2017-01-03 18:11:34.331795+00
    Are YOU one of Jay's kids?
    http://i.imgur.com/IZGbZCU.jpg
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  • mandroid 2017-01-03 19:23:56.650414+00
    Are YOU one of Jay's kids?
    http://i.imgur.com/IZGbZCU.jpg
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  • serialjune 2017-01-11 11:32:57.038691+00
    i read some of your reviews without looking at the reviewer and i start to get anxious thinking holy shit thats more creative than me then i see the name and calm down do you have a book or something ill buy it
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  • MatuX20 2017-01-12 20:37:57.476954+00
    thanks cool guy dude
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  • Forgiveness 2017-04-06 07:29:26.763063+00
    sir... you are a genius at work. keep up the good work old man, in case you've been slacking on your RYM usage recently, I wouldn't know as I've been losing my own to time spent with pornography, after my last psych hospitalization I must confess I relapsed quite beautifully onto what I know may well be a mutual number one DOC for the both of us.. that being Tina obviously. So how are you slim?? Like I said, your shit is an inspiration
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