:^)
My ultimate goal in life is to make an album that gets an average score of 2.00 here, that way it's pretty shit but not bad enough that people ironically listen to it, the perfect spot for a failure.

I don't have the recordings myself but I do have something else in the similar vein of fuckness from him. https://my.mixtape.moe/cqbagp.m4a

jk apparently i do https://my.mixtape.moe/jigksd.m4a

I have faith in myself, I'll do it one day.

I keep telling the guy to make a soundcloud and shill it everywhere in hopes that people unironically latch onto it.

I did my best to try and convince him, I guess it's just a matter of time now.

He showed me something he was working on, he apparently sat on the toilet of his flat naked and recorded himself with a ukulele. This is the most successful person out of my group of friends, he's moved out of his parent's house already, has future plans, has a girlfriend, and he's on the toilet wailing like Jamie Stewart getting fucked in the ass by Michael Gira.

Maybe I implied it negatively out of jealousy since I can't sound like Jamie Stewart getting fucked in the ass by Michael Gira, even when I'm drunk and trying my hardest.

I've been drinking a bit too much recently so i can just feel it, maybe. Either way cheers fam for feeling the same way.

I feel motivated to go and make a total fucking mess after hearing that one.

I also really need a trumpet, but I've been busy shoving money into the cartridge slot of my 3ds lately because I hate myself and I thought that buying pokemon games would make me hate myself more. It's working.

Same thing here, I was expecting those two singles to be flukes but nah boy he came through. It's almost like he realised that he can't sit in the naughty corner forever and I'm so glad.