Tags

Brigade: These albums have tracks featured in the sad brigade.

Carnation: These albums sound pink.

Diamond: These albums are mom rock.

Eruption: These albums are certified fit to accompany puking.

Marigold: These albums sound orange.

Pearl: These albums are dad rock.

Protein: These albums are the meat, potatoes and chocolate-flavored whey milkshakes that warriors chow down to increase strength.

Seedy: These albums are beloved or at least well-known by people who say "CD" instead of "album".

Smoothie: These albums are cold, heavy and pestilent... yet they have a sweetness I cannot deny or resist.

Snot: I had to resort to a spotty streaming service to hear these albums.

Wreckage: These albums are certified fit to accompany lovemaking.

X-Twilight: These albums ask you to watch the skies or look over your shoulder, and take you to worlds above or beside our own. The truth is out there, behind a door you unlock with the key of imagination.