Matt Nasty Pants
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All around awesome dude. Possibly the greatest love making machine in all of existence. Nick-named "The Bad-Nasty Man" by sir Paul McCartney just before The Beetles release of their album, The Yellow Submarine. One beat David Bowie and Mick Jagger in a fist-fight simultaneously. The only person to drink 2 gallons of milk in under ten minutes and live to tell the tale. Rumored to be a sentient being sent back in time from to future to save all of mankind from certain destruction.
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Joined 2014-01-19T19:59:23Z
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