Check out my motherfucking fuck-ass bands:
HALTLOSE http://haltlose.bandcamp.com (crust/hardcore)
URBAN MANATEE http://urbanmanatee.bandcamp.com (punk rock/hardcore)
GRINDSTROKE http://grindstroke.bandcamp.com (noise/experimental)

Suck a polar bear's funky ass!
Suck a racehorse's cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup!
Suck a donkey's shitty ass!
Suck a male camel's dick with Hoisen sauce!