The gaming industry and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

I only rate games I think are worth talking about. I've played (not beaten) the following consoles libraries in their entirety: 2600, 3DO, 5200, 7800, Arcade (MAME 0.223), CD-i, ColecoVision, DS, Dreamcast (best console), Game Boy, Game Boy Advance, Game Boy Color, Game Gear, GameCube, Genesis (plus 32X/CD), Intellivision, Jaguar, Lynx, Master System, N64, NES, Neo Geo Pocket (plus Color), PS1, Pokémon Mini, SG-1000, SNES, Saturn, Supervision, TurboGrafx-16 (plus SuperGrafx/CD), Virtual Boy, and WonderSwan (plus Color). I've been considering spending a significant amount of time playing every PS2 and Wii game but, past that, games after the early 2000s bloat their length with cutscenes, tutorials, bad dialogue, and not revealing the full game for potentially hours with terrible pacing, so it's just not really worth it to me. Compare that to Deathsmiles where you're playing the most manic arcade game of your life within about 30 seconds, and that's the norm for the entire console library.

If a game isn't good after an entire Saturday afternoon of playing it, it's not worth playing.

Vince McMahon, Directed by David Lynch