.I can't get over this fucking jump! If only those two extra platforms weren't there, it wouldn't be a problem. God! Can I get up? Can I get up? No! God-fuckin'-damn, get the fuck up there! Get up there! Fuck! Whoa dude, this game's, like, a total bummer. What a joke! Fuck!
This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick! This game is as appealing as a fucking ooze-infested dirty fucking sewer rat shit! I've had more fun playing with dog turds! Shredder's my ass and Splinter's my balls! This game is an inside-out asshole regurgitating putrid anal fecal matter! I'd rather fucking yank all the hairs out of my scrotum! I'd rather drink diarrhea vomited out of a buffalo's anus! It sucking fucks, it fucking sucks, it fucking blows, it's a piece of shit... and I don't like it.
Wait, you can just walk over it?