Hello Kitty Kruisers (video game, arcade racing, fantasy) reviews & ratings

Bad games inspire me. As a very amateur programmer, they make me want to take apart the code and fix it, and that's why I bought Hello Kitty Kruisers for $3.99 on the Wii U eShop, because there's no way in Hell, Kitty, that I would buy a physical copy.

The game is poorly optimized, from a certain point of view. This game has among the most beautiful water physics on the Wii U, everything presented in pristine 1080p with the most full of draw distance possible. It looks painterly like a toy set, like how Paw Patrol eschews from graphical realism and makes everything look like a toy. So yes, the sound design does not make sense, drifting boats make the sound of tires squeaking on the pavement, the only sound cue that sounds "correct" is the clock power-up.

Programmers! This is a rallying call! Fix Hello Kitty Kruisers to make it a more complete game! Add Aggretsuko characters, they're Sanrio, and add a death metal soundtrack. Also make the vehicles faster! This game is only the beginning!

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Bad games inspire me. As a very amateur programmer, they make me want to take apart the code and fix it, and that's why I bought Hello Kitty Kruisers for $3.99 on the Wii U eShop, because there's no way in Hell, Kitty, that I would buy a physical copy.

The game is poorly optimized, from a certain point of view. This game has among the  most beautiful water physics on the Wii U, everything presented in pristine 1080p with the most full of draw distance possible. It looks painterly like a toy set, like how Paw Patrol eschews from graphical realism and makes everything look like a toy. So yes, the sound design does not make sense, drifting boats make the sound of tires squeaking on the pavement, the only sound cue that sounds "correct" is the clock power-up.

Programmers! This is a rallying call! Fix Hello Kitty Kruisers to make it a more complete game! Add Aggretsuko characters, they're Sanrio, and add a death metal soundtrack. Also make the vehicles faster! This game is only the beginning!

Magic_Radio 2020-10-22T03:39:23Z

2020-10-22T03:39:23Z

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FirstMate Hello Kitty Kruisers 2024-03-29T14:53:40Z

2024-03-29T14:53:40Z

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FregeBamyasi Hello Kitty Kruisers 2022-09-12T23:26:19Z

2022-09-12T23:26:19Z

1.5

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Pandorabbit Hello Kitty Kruisers 2022-05-04T03:28:34Z

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2022-05-04T03:28:34Z

In collection Want to buy Used to own

cryo Hello Kitty Kruisers 2022-03-05T05:13:43Z

2022-03-05T05:13:43Z

1.0

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Prismadoll Hello Kitty Kruisers 2021-06-28T23:51:04Z

Wii U

2021-06-28T23:51:04Z

1.0

1

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Magic_Radio Hello Kitty Kruisers 2020-10-22T03:39:23Z

Wii U

2020-10-22T03:39:23Z

In collection Want to buy Used to own

the_lockpick Hello Kitty Kruisers 2018-12-12T16:53:07Z

Wii U

2018-12-12T16:53:07Z

1.0

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peekingpanda Hello Kitty Kruisers 2018-07-27T23:47:32Z

2018-07-27T23:47:32Z

1.0

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