God Hand

Hand-to-hand or fist-to-fist

Kicking nuts or twist your wrist.

God power keep my pimp hand strong

So trust me or you won't last very longggggg.

There is not much that's as good as God Hand. It's the quintessential stylish action game, featuring an incredible amount of depth in enemy design and exhaustive movelist. Every single level is an intricate weaving of evading moves and doing counterhits. Every enemy combination is an amazing fight to behold and to work around, the pace going fast and strong as you stand on the precipice of absolute destruction to your enemy or being hit by a string down to the ground. And tying it all together is a nonsense story keeping the comedy strong as you punch Elvis into a tombstone and then dragon fist him up into the air.

To this day, I still haven't found an action game that kicks ass as much as this game does.

It's hard to put into words what has really been said often, I recommend watching this video at least

https://youtu.be/rUAclnNiusw

He puts it in much better words than I will.
Please try God Hand, you won't regret it.

Playing God Hand is literally the most fucking fun thing to do on the planet, a smorgasbord of stupidity and wanton violence that will cause your brain to flop out of your skull and your dick to grow its own, separate dick. It's also damn hard and holds absurd mechanical depth. God Hand didn't give a shit if mainstream critics thought it was too weird, ugly, inappropriate, stupid, or inaccessible. God Hand just wants to tickle your id and ensure you have the best time if you let it.

God Hand is both an entertainingly weird brawler and the best chihuahua racing game out there.

Also, Mad Midget Five forever and ever.

Nothing much to add that many diehard fans of this game haven't already said. Incredible game.

Hello eveorne….. it is me… the sponge. What it be what it do back again with another game review on this game on the PS2…. Leg hand…… You play as Gene, punching legend who is accompanied by some female idk her name. Our hero starts off in the desert where we must fight bad boys and this is where the game teaches us like 3 things on how to play and it's up to us to figure out the rest of the controls :3 (game does not teach the player very well) we punch punch until Gener ends up in the saloon where we fight the first big enemy in the game, the demon guy, the demon guy was inside the human and boy was he difficult. Since the game doesn't teach you a lot. Due to lack of knowledge, I was defeated by the demon multiple times until I finally beat him (correct;)). I am too lazy to write the plot and stuff so imma do a pro and con list

Pro:3
-you can customize your move list with different punches and kick, very cool mechanic I have never seen before
-Comedic game
-Veryy nice graphics for the ps2, rockstar games had no flipping excuse for making their games so ugly and filled with frame drops.
-many punch and kick animations are funny
-main character is named Gene like Gene Ween
-op powers that are very useful
-gambling :D

cons ;(
- too damn hard in the second half of the game
-enemies attack too quickly AND at the same time. I got jumped soo many times because of this:3
-Yuo need super reflexes to dodge attacks :d
-some time trial thingies are too damn difficult
- the power rangers fights......... the worst enemies in the game and one of the worst moments in gaming history........

thank yuoo for reading this professionally written review made me. The sponge. Peace and love......

6 more months in the oven and a slightly higher budget and this would have been a paradigm shift in and of itself.