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Cookie Clicker

Developer / Publisher: Orteil
10 August 2013
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722 Ratings /
#2,701 All-time
#125 for 2013
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Incremental game#8 Comedy#353 Satire#51
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Lovecraftian horror Business simulation Black comedy Dystopian Science fiction Farming simulator Postmodernism Low fantasy Absurdist comedy
Cookie Clicker is a game about making an absurd amount of cookies. To help you in this endeavor, you will recruit a wide variety of helpful cookie makers, like friendly Grandmas, Farms, Factories, and otherworldly Portals.
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How big is too big? Can you write it down? Can you think it? Can you even think of writing it down? Just when is it enough? When will it be enough? Will it ever end? Will we ever stop writing? Will we ever stop suffering? Will someone please get me double stuff oreo thins? I have 1648 hours in this game.
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I cannot stop clicking the cookie i will NEVER stop clicking the got damn cookie
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JoshuaTheSCPKing Cookie Clicker 2024-04-14T22:39:30Z
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3.5
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g0fff3r Cookie Clicker 2024-04-13T11:19:48Z
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0.5
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orchidcnr Cookie Clicker 2024-04-10T21:01:32Z
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3.5
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F3yh Cookie Clicker 2024-04-07T19:42:51Z
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4.0
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ate my life for a bit dopeamine
waffpng Cookie Clicker 2024-04-04T22:45:04Z
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4.5
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z13066 Cookie Clicker 2024-04-04T15:09:14Z
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2.0
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aviary Cookie Clicker 2024-04-01T14:00:32Z
2024-04-01T14:00:32Z
2.5
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s00shee Cookie Clicker 2024-04-01T00:07:03Z
2024-04-01T00:07:03Z
2.5
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caprisunnie25 Cookie Clicker 2024-04-01T00:06:45Z
2024-04-01T00:06:45Z
2.5
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Arself64 Cookie Clicker 2024-03-31T00:36:35Z
2024-03-31T00:36:35Z
3.0
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ElSpamu Cookie Clicker 2024-03-29T20:04:27Z
2024-03-29T20:04:27Z
4.0
1
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sGooze Cookie Clicker 2024-03-29T05:39:05Z
2024-03-29T05:39:05Z
4.0
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  • elyc 2023-07-10 23:10:06.72367+00
    I got this just to flex my achievements.
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  • pterarobo 2023-08-08 20:43:28.574676+00
    There is also Cookie Clicker Classic, I don't know when it was originally released but pre-2013.
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  • DomMazzetti 2023-08-24 19:21:51.999464+00
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  • DomMazzetti 2023-09-06 04:28:55.376002+00
    Current version lacks the immediacy which made the original iconic.
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  • alunet 2023-09-06 06:33:28.106308+00
    genuinely funny how much this game just unravels from beneath you to the point where the complexity over cookies feels like part of the bit. fuck you, asshole, stock market minigame.
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  • Skyy 2023-09-15 20:12:52.122458+00
    w game
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  • omo_ree 2023-12-24 05:37:48.048467+00
    the zoomer version of groove jigoku V/Work time fun in a way
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  • Jiggleslinky 2024-01-24 05:53:15.503456+00
    number go up make brain happy
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